Ritalin Cures Next Picasso
                     WORCESTER, MA--Area 7-year-old Douglas
                     Castellano's unbridled energy and creativity are
                     no longer a problem thanks to Ritalin, doctors for the
                     child announced Monday.  "After years of failed
                     attempts to stop Douglas' uncontrollable bouts of
                     self-expression, we have finally found success with
                     Ritalin," Dr. Irwin Schraeger said. "For the
                     first time in his life, Douglas can actually sit
                     down and not think about lots of things at once."
                     Castellano's parents reported that the cured
                     child no longer tries to draw on everything in
                     sight, calming down enough to show an
                     interest in television.