Study: American Spiritual Epiphanies Increasingly
             Juice-Based
                LOS ANGELES--American spiritual
                epiphanies are becoming
                increasingly juice-based, according
                to a report released Tuesday by the
                UCLA Department of Theology. "In
                the past, spiritual awakenings usually
                revolved around religious faith or
                personal convictions," the report
                read. "But today, Americans are
                turning to the healing and enriching
                power of such tea and fruit-juice
                blends as Fruitopia
                'Strawberry-Passion Awareness' and
                Sobe's 'Wisdom' and 'Zen Blend,' for
                their spiritual fulfillment." Following
                the report, Ocean Spray announced
                plans for a line of Zoroastrian
                grape-cranberry blends.